J-Kwon is missing….I know I don’t care either

I just read that J-Kwon is missing and there is a whole website dedicated to finding him. WTF, I think we should be a little more worried about where Lil Jon is. (Yaay). I haven’t spotted Lil Jon in at least two years, and the Ying Yang twins are also missing. Why don’t they have a website? Skeet skeet mother-fuckers.

OMG Jesus answered my prayers and found Lil Jon

Lil Jon is alive….sort of….. He was just spotted partying with Scott Disick (you know the extremely unattractive extremely douchy dude that may or may not have impregnated Kourtney Kardashian). I’m gonna have to assume that he has been holding Lil Jon captive and brainwashing him for quite some time. Lil Jon if you are hanging out with him voluntarily, you’re dead to me now. Scott Disick who are you, and what have you done with the Ying Yang Twins. You are ruining innocent lives, and vaginas. I hate you. Unless you can get Lil Jon to make a new album….I hate you.