Amanda Bynes retires.....no one cares

No one even knows who Amanda Bynes is really but apparently she likes black dudes and is retiring.  I was wondering if the following people could follow her lead and also retire: 

1. Kristin Stewart:  I'm tired of you whining about how hard it is to be famous.  You have got to be the shittiest actress I have personally seen on screen.  If being famous is "like being raped" I hope you get gang raped by some talent and a decent personality soon because I can't handle much more of you. 

2.  Hiedi Montag:  Speaking of people with no personalities, you are basically an extremely sophisticated form of a blow up doll.  Take your giant bowling ball boobs and scram. (Spencer, you can stay because you are completely ridiculous to the point where it's hilarious)

3.  Lindsay Lohan:  I was ok with watching you try to convince the world that you are high on life and nothing else, until you single handedly (not a fact just my assumption FYI) managed to get Kombucha banned in the United States.  Good job dumb-ass.  You don't really have a career to retire from, but you still won't go away for some reason.

4.  Megan Fox:  You are at least good looking but I'm tired of listening to you talk.  Go spend a night with Joran Van Der Sloot. 

Jesus Christ......just......... Jesus Christ

Here is a picture of Lindsay Lohan http://dlisted.com/node/36434/images/spl164398_004.jpg looking like what I would imagine Wednesday Addams http://timtim.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/07/12/wed.jpg would look like if she lost her shit and went on a 5 day coke bender. At least when Amy Winehouse did this shit she was doing awesome things like saving children and throwing up on people, and Brittany shaved her head and beat the shit out of a car with an umbrella. Lindsay on the other hand….just plain boring. Pathetic.

Lindsay Lohan must be high on life....and by life I mean crack cocaine

Lindsay Lohan must still be smoking crack because she thinks that writing a book about her life is a good idea. So she is obviously delusional.  First of all I’m pretty sure that writing a book about her life will implicate her in several crimes, such as hit and run, theft, and possible some felony drug charges…oh and let’s not forget domestic violence and stalking and breaking and entering, and aside from that I am not confident that Lindsay Lohan even knows how to write. So I’m gonna go out on a limb and say this is not a great idea Lindsay.  I think your best career move at this point would be to dial up Dr. Drew and try to get on Celebrity Rehab, but that is just my opinion. 

Real Housewife Kim Zolciak is a lesbo

Kim Zolciak the disgusting wig wearing chain-smoking gold digging pig, (remember she is the one that wanted a record deal but sounded like an animal that was being tortured when she tried to sing) from the completely trashy Atlanta Housewives cast is so desperate to be famous that she is pretending to be a lesbian this season, and sucking all of the money out of some really rich and famous lady DJ......ummmm...that is so last year...Lindsay Lohan already cornered the crazy fake lesbian psycho market, and she even went the extra mile and became a crack whore so you are gonna have to try a little harder, this is just pathetic.

Just a quick thought

Do you think that if Lindsay Lohan died and her body was cremated instead of ashes you would get cocaine?