No one even knows who Amanda Bynes is really but apparently she likes black dudes and is retiring. I was wondering if the following people could follow her lead and also retire:
1. Kristin Stewart: I'm tired of you whining about how hard it is to be famous. You have got to be the shittiest actress I have personally seen on screen. If being famous is "like being raped" I hope you get gang raped by some talent and a decent personality soon because I can't handle much more of you.
2. Hiedi Montag: Speaking of people with no personalities, you are basically an extremely sophisticated form of a blow up doll. Take your giant bowling ball boobs and scram. (Spencer, you can stay because you are completely ridiculous to the point where it's hilarious)
3. Lindsay Lohan: I was ok with watching you try to convince the world that you are high on life and nothing else, until you single handedly (not a fact just my assumption FYI) managed to get Kombucha banned in the United States. Good job dumb-ass. You don't really have a career to retire from, but you still won't go away for some reason.
4. Megan Fox: You are at least good looking but I'm tired of listening to you talk. Go spend a night with Joran Van Der Sloot.
