Please wash your hands after using the restroom....thanks

So just in case you didn't know that it's disgusting when you don't wash your hands after going to the bathroom, I am here to tell you that it is completely unacceptable. First of all lets start with the fact that you wipe your ass, and granted you are not wiping your ass with your hands (I hope) however, your hands are still in close proximity your ass, and your lady parts, and if you are a guy you are either wiping your ass or actually touching your junk. Another thing to think about....whose ass was on that toilet before you? You have no idea, who they were, what they were up to, or where they have been with that ass. Now if you are like me you flush the toilet with your foot, however if you are not like me you touch the flusher which has had way to many other ass hands touching it. Then the ass hand touches the slidy thing that locks the door (or if you are like me you use a piece of toilet paper). Now here is where things can go badly awry. If you walk out of the bathroom without washing your hands, you are a disgusting turdface, and you have feces on your hands, so when you grab onto that sandwich to take a bite, remember you are literally eating a shit sandwich. Now, lets bring up a couple more things that happen, Bobby Turdface didn't wash their hands, so now there disgusting poop covered ass hand touches the door handled and leaves. This is why I reccomend a couple of things. Wash your hands in hot water (scalding if you can handle it) use soap, and really scrub, then grab a paper towel and turn off the sink (remember several ass hands have touched the handle while in the process of washing their hands, so if you touch it again with your hand, you have asshand again.) Then use the papertowel to open the door that Bobby turdface and his unwashed asshand have touched. If there is a nearby garbage can and you can prop the door open by only holding it with your foot, throw your papertowel in that garbage can, if there is not a garbage can near the door feel free to throw your papertowel on the ground as the management of that facility needs to be educated on how not to spread ass hand and should put a garbage can nearby. Now you have made it out of the bathroom asshand free. Congratulations.