Tiger Woods you did forget someone in your apology

So, allegedly a number of the hoochies on the laundry list of skanks that Tiger Woods has banged are upset because he didn't include them in the fake apology that was aired on tv. Honestly I am a little confused about what exactley they would like him to apologize for. I'm pretty sure that most of the ladies were paid prostitutes....and for the one (maybe two at max) that were not hookers....you know you were high fiving the shit out of yourself after you started banging Tiger Woods. It was probably the best thing that has ever happened to you in your entire life. Oh wait...you didn't know he was married right??? You really expect the world to believe that you fame sucking bimbo's had no clue.....come on, you banged him, you high fived yourself because you thought you hit the jackpot, and then you probably went home and googled him. Tiger Woods, the only thing you forgot in your fake apology was your penis. You owe your penis a huge apology, I have seen what you have put him through and in. I hope in sex rehab they are dedicating a therapist to your penis so that he has some support and can get over some of the disgusting things you have put him through. Your penis is the real victim in all of this.