Dale Dutes. 29 years old, currently resides Glory Glass Mobile Home Estates with his mother. Dale (named after Dale Earnhardt) is a mama's boy who never quite made it out of the nest. Dale enjoys hanging out with his mom while she chain smokes and taking care of his cat Delores, which his brothers (who each have mobile homes of their own in the park) refer to as "clitoris" to upset him. His usual attire of choice is the perfectly good wool sweater that his gran-mama found in the dumpster a few years back, but he can occasionally be found wearing his elastic ankle sweatpants velcro sneakers and fanny pack when he is in a "sporty" mood or getting pumped up to watch NASCAR with Delores (clitoris).
Ahhh, Dale Dutes... what can i say about Dale? I envy the man who can reshape his life after being the kingpin of an international cat breeding ring. When Dale got arrested back in 1985 he managed to keep his award winning tomcat stallion named "Parishasherpes", although long legal battles left him broke, Dale managed to convince his grandma ma to let him stay there for a while until he got back on his feet. While living with his grandma Dale decided to "stick it to the man" by growing out just the back of his hair, wich later became known as a "fagtag" Dale tried his hand in computer aided backgrounds for family pictures and such, he actually made a decent living from being hired as a background consultant for sears. Later in Life Dale would become a male prostitute in L.A. nobody has actually heard from him since 1994, Dale if your reading this call Levi, he has been searching endlessly, I know you guys had something special, please dont let it go to waste...
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