Shawn Johnson update...ok not an update b/c this is the first time I've written about her

I guess Shawn Johnson is criticising Alabama police because they pulled over her stalker who told them he was on his way to "see Shawn Johnson and get her to marry him" or something like that (don't take my quotation marks too seriously here).  So she is mad that they didn't detain him after that. 
A) Clearly you missed the "Alabama" part, you are lucky they figured out how to turn on the lights and sirens.
 
B) Nobody really knows who you are you chubby little bastard, just a news flash, you aren't Oprah.

And C) I didn't read the entire story so there may have been more clues that would have led to an arrest but this happened in Alabama so what do you really expect.