If you are curious about Chelsea's sex life you should buy her book

Radar online is sticking to their guns. If you are curios about Chelseas's sex lif you should buy her book "My Horizontal Life" she not shy about anything.  It's worth the read.  I'm pretty sure no one knows more about Chelsea's sex life than her.

Mistress #2 wouldn't have allowed penetration if she knew about the kid

Jesse James's Mistress # 2 says she wouldn't have slept with him if she knew about the adoption.  Wow, you should get the humanitarian of the year award.  So him having a wife wasn't a deterrant you dumb bimbo?  I'm not buying it.

Leo DiCaprio might be feeling itchy soon

Paris Hilton was spotted partying with Leo DiCaprio, and I'm not saying that Paris Hilton has herpes (even though she didn't pay her storage bill and the contents were auctioned off, and this was one of them: http://thegossiper.typepad.com/.a/6a0120a5b83330970c0120a64b02b0970c-500wi ) and I'm also not saying that they had sex.  But hypothetically if they did have sex, I bet he has herpes now too.  Hypothetically.

Katie Holmes is still alive and being controlled by a nintendo controller

Tom Cruise is allowing his robot Katie Holmes to act again....in a History Channel mini-series.  She will be playing Jackie Kennedy which I actually think is a good fit for her.  Hopefully someone there will help her escape  from that maniac Tom Cruise.  It might be a lost cause because I am convinced that he put her under anesthesia and removed her brain, replacing it with a computer motherboard that he controls.

Bret Michaels is planning a comeback tour

Bret Michaels is already making plans to get back on stage.  You can't keep a good man down.  He's also probably stoked about all of the sympathy poon he will get.  bom-chick-a-bow-bow.   Also I don't know if this picture is real, but it makes me think he has fake hair attached to his bandanna.  And that he could be a woman if he wanted.to.

Chelsea Handler responds to sex tape rumors with a verbal bitch slap

Everyone who knows me, knows I have a real problem for anyone that messes with Chelsea Handler-Lately.  Well, the idiots at Radar Online are trying to threaten Chelsea with the release of a sex tape.  The only problem with this is the face that the tape was made as a joke and has been on her audition tapes.  In an even stupider move they basically tried to blackmail Chelsea, offering to sell her own audition tape back to her for 1 million dollars.  I would like to know who the genius at radar online is who found a comedians audition tape and took it seriously. I will go out on a limb and say that person has probably never had sex in their adult life, unless you count the sex they have had with their own hand. Here is a link to Chelsea giving radar online the verbal bitch-slap: Chelsea's message to Radar Online  As a side note to Michelle Bombshell who has had a lot to say about Chelsea, you have probably made dozens of sex tapes which are not even close to being worth a million dollars so go stick another penis in your mouth you filthy whore.  

Gavin Rossdale stuck his penis in Courtney Love's hole of death

Courtney Love is pathetic and has no relevance so she has come out to the press saying that she used to get boned by Gavin Rossdale while he was with Gwen Stefani.  Which is weird because Courtney love is like a less attractive, less cool, less talented, more cracked out, dead corpse looking version of Gwen Stefani. It's like Gavin Rossdale decided, you know what I love gagging during sex, I'm gonna hit that shit.