Katie Holmes is getting her robot uterus ready for another alien baby

Katie Holmes is getting some weird procedure done at the scientology center for crazy people because Tom Cruise turned her into a robot and she has to do whatever he programs her to do. She’s like a real live walking talking blow up doll.  On a sidenote, Suri is really adorable, so even though she is most likely an alien, I'm cool with her.  I hope she has some really awesome super power that she can use to beat Maddox's little ninja ass.