OMG Jesus answered my prayers and found Lil Jon

Lil Jon is alive….sort of….. He was just spotted partying with Scott Disick (you know the extremely unattractive extremely douchy dude that may or may not have impregnated Kourtney Kardashian). I’m gonna have to assume that he has been holding Lil Jon captive and brainwashing him for quite some time. Lil Jon if you are hanging out with him voluntarily, you’re dead to me now. Scott Disick who are you, and what have you done with the Ying Yang Twins. You are ruining innocent lives, and vaginas. I hate you. Unless you can get Lil Jon to make a new album….I hate you.