Bret Michaels body hates him

Bret Michaels has spent a long time abusing his body (mostly his man parts) partying, singing mostly crappy songs, and most recently banging a bunch of old desperate skank wads on the Rock of Love Whore Bus series.  His body has finally decided to tell him to fuck off.  First his appendix tried to kill him by exploding, when that didn't work his body laid down a pretty major smack down in the form of a brain hemorrhage.  On the bright side, if he pulls through there are still over the hill porn stars, and slutty mom's willing to abandon their kids at a fire station to get their over-used vagina's worked over by normal Bret Michaels, or handicapped Bret Michaels.  If he doesn't make it, it's a shame he wasn't able to find love with one of those lovely ladies.