Bret Michaels doesn't need his brain to work to get gross ass

I would like to go on record and say that I completely disagree with Donald Trump's statement that Bret Michaels is in "Big, big trouble".  Yes his brain is giving up on him, but he doesn't really need his brain to completely function. The only thing that Bret Michael's needs is a working penis, and that beautiful singing voice of his.  The real problem is Tiger Woods.  Bret Michael's used to be the Michael Phelps of pounding gross vag, and then Tiger started to creep in there.  Tiger Woods, I'd like to see you sing "Every Rose Has it's Thorn" over and over for twenty five years, each time making the intoxicated woman who hasn't seen a penis in hours think that she is the only one you have serenaded. Have you ever had a woman barfing up tequila and dorito's pull her head out of the toilet to make out with you?  I highly doubt it, you need to back off pretty boy.