Heidi's plastic surgeon should recall her face.

I am considering taking back my earlier request for Heidi Montag to try and recycle her plastic self.  While I am still fairly certain that her only actual talent was giving blow-jobs (which has obviously been ruined now that it is physically and scientifically impossible for her to move her face) while watching a clip for the final season of The Hills (thank you Hey-sues) I found watching Heidi attempt to cry to be pretty hilarious and almost worth keeping her around for.  Heidi's mangled face attempting to cry .  Just kidding, it's totally not worth keeping her around for, but it is worth watching.