Jesse James's Nazi Penis is out of rehab

Jesse James is fresh out of rehab with baby Hitler (my pet name for his penis) and they are on the prowl.  Now just to clarify, Jesse James did state that he was only posing for a photo dressed like Hitler in Nazi attire because it was a funny joke for his Jewish Godfather.  Which totally makes sense because if there is one thing that Jewish people find hilarious, it is Hitler, and the Holocaust.  Also banging all those chicks was just a funny joke for his wives anniversary.  Because if there is one thing that wives find hilarious, it is banging other chicks behind their backs.