Jesse James should have gross sex with Daisy De La Hoya

What is the best way to keep your squeaky clean non-racist image when the world finds out your husband is a Nazi sympathizer (allegedly) who was banging the crap out of another Nazi Sympathizer (allegedly).  Secretly adopt a black child.  This was pretty ninja like of Sandra Bullock considering that no one really had a clue that she was in the process of adopting a child.  Jesse James: Here's a hint:  Next time you decide to cheat on your wife with a parade of skanks, you should make sure that you are richer, more attractive, and more popular than your wife.  I would suggest marrying a woman with low self esteem, and maybe someone that is not very smart.  Like Daisy De La Hoya. She's too stupid to know that you not supposed to have sex with other people when your married, I would wager that she would be too stupid to even know you were married.  It would basically be like having a human blow up doll.