Doug Reinhardt is trying to destroy his penis, obviously wants to be a woman

Instead of taking Paris Hilton for every dime he could, Doug Reinhardt reportedly went bankrupt trying to impress Paris Hilton. Okay.....so nowhere did it every actually say anything about him being bankrupt, it said that he spent over 2 million dollars on her.  So I did the math, he was a professional baseball player, and not that I ever watch baseball, but I had no clue he was a baseball player, so he must have really sucked considering he is still young and is a former player.  He was in about 5 episodes of the hills.  So by my calculations, he has made about $219.00 total.  Minus the $2 mil he dropped on Paris Hilton's dirty vagina, minus the visits to the doctor for the burning sensation while peeing, minus the herpes medication.  So I'm estimating that he went about $2.5 million in debt to abuse his penis.  Child protective services should probably come take his penis away from him and give to a better home.